Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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