i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
