walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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