Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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