I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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