I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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