K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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