Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Your cock deserves a montage
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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