I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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