i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Still dying that you shit outside
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
