question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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