I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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