whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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