I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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