the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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