it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I touched a dick in church today
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