I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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