forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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