You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He shit in the fireplace
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