I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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