Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
