Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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