NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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