Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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