We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's blow job season.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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