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So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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