he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize