can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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