he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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