Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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