Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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