Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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