its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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