Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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