She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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