Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think a kid would responsible me up
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
