On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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