Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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