Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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