Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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