these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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