its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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