i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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