Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She's the barista slut.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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