Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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