lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i drank out of a bidet.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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