I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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