Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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