physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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