I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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