Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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