My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
