honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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