just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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