The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
