I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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