Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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