glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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