is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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