i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
