party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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