Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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