I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
be right there i have to get my cape
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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