if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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